The Enraged Musician.—(A Duologue.)

Composer. Did you stay late at Lady Tittup's?

Friend. Yes. Heard Miss Bang play again. I was delighted with her execution.

Composer. Her execution! That would have pleased me; she deserved it for having brutally murdered a piece of mine.

[Exeunt.


The Gentility of Speech.—At the music halls visitors now call for "another acrobat," when they want a second tumbler.