The Storm Fiend
SONGS AND THEIR SINGERS
Such is Fame!
Duchess (with every wish to encourage conversation, to gentleman just introduced). "Your name is very familiar to me indeed for the last ten years."
Minor Poet (flattered). "Indeed, Duchess! And may I ask what it was that first attracted you?"
Duchess. "Well, I was staying with Lady Waldershaw, and she had a most indifferent cook, and whenever we found fault with any dish she always quoted you, and said that you liked it so much!"