Motto for a model Music-hall Entertainment.—"Everything in its 'turn' and nothing long."
Breaking it Gently.
His Cousins. "We sent off the wire to stop your model coming. But you had put one word too many—so we struck it out."
Real Artist. "Oh, indeed. What word did you strike out?"
His Cousins. "You had written 'he wasn't to come, as you had only just discovered you couldn't paint to-day.' So we crossed out 'to-day.'"