(After reading certain Press Comments on the Picture Show)
Philistine art may stand all critic shocks
Whilst it gives private views—of pretty frocks!
Retaliation.
Comic Man (to unappreciated tenor, whose song has just been received in stony silence). "I say, you're not going to sing an encore, are you?"
Unappreciated Tenor (firmly). "Yes, I am. Serve them right!"