Ample Grounds for Complaint.—Finding the grounds of your coffee to consist of nothing but chicory.


A Smiling Countenance is "The happy mien."


Publisher (impatiently). "Well, sir, what is it?"

Poet (timidly). "O—er—are you Mr. Jobson?"

Publisher (irritably). "Yes."

Poet (more timidly). "Mr. George Jobson?"