"I want to show him exactly where I want my picture hung."


Millionaire. "Yes; I'm awful partial to picters. Why, bless yer, I've got cellars full of 'em!"


"THE EXHIBITION"

Infuriated Outsider. "R-r-r-rejected, sir!—Fwanospace, sir!" (With withering emphasis.) "'Want—of—space—sir!!"