A Tidy Drink.—Neat brandy.
Amateur "Minimus Poet" (who has called at the office twice a week for three months). "Could you use a little poem of mine?"
Editor (ruthlessly determined that this shall be his final visit). "Oh, I think so. There are two or three broken panes of glass, and a hole in the skylight. How large is it?"
Motto for a Sub-Editor.—"Aut scissors, aut nullus."