Poetry Department.
We employ experienced poets for the supply of garden verses, war songs, &c., and undertake to fill any order within twenty-four hours of its reaching us. Our Mr. Rhymeesi will be glad to wait upon parties requiring verse of any description, and, if the matter is at all urgent, to execute the order on the spot.
Drama Department.
Actor-managers before going elsewhere should give us a call. Our plays draw wherever they are presented, even if it is only bricks.
Testimonial.—A manager writes: "The play you kindly supplied, The Blue Bloodhound of Bletchley, is universally admitted to be unlike anything ever before produced on the stage."
Musical comedies (guaranteed absolutely free from plot) supplied on shortest notice.
Fiction Department.
For society dialogues we use the very best duchesses; while a first-class earl's daughter is retained for Court and gala opera.
For our new line of vie intime we employ none but valets and confidential maids, who have to serve an apprenticeship with P.A.P.