Half-a-crown is better than no bribe.
Utopia hath no law.
There is no cruelty in whipping cream.
Care will kill a cat; carelessness a Christian.
He who lights his candle at both ends, spills grease.
Keep your jokes to yourself, and repeat other people's.
The Best Text-book for Pugilists.—Knox on anatomy.
Acrobats' Tipple.—Champagne in tumblers.