Pate Watt, gin ye speer.

Poor Pate! is that thou?

Ay, by my soul, is't;

But I's dead now."

J. Mn.

Epitaph composed by an old gardener at Ilderton, Northumberland, for his own tombstone:

"Under this stone lies Bobbity John,

Who, when alive, to the world was a wonder;

And would have been so yet, had not Death in a fit

Cut his soul and his body asunder."