"Solid men of Boston, make no long orations;

Solid men of Boston, drink no strong potations;

Solid men of Boston, go to bed at sundown,

Never lose your way like the loggerheads of London.

Bow, wow, wow.

"Sit down neighbours all, and I'll tell you a merry story,

About a disappointed Whig that wish'd to be a Tory,

I had it piping hot from Ebenezer Barber,

Who sail'd from Old England, and lies in Boston harbour.

Bow, wow, wow."