To celebrate our heroes in meet fashion;

Whose hosts each heritage and habitation,

Within these realms of hospitable joy,

Protect securely 'gainst humiliation,

When hostile foes, like harpies, would annoy.

Habituated to the sound of h

In history and histrionic art,

We deem the man a homicide of speech,

Maiming humanity in a vital part,

Whose humorous hilarity would treat us,