If none but had a crack'a;
If Spanish apes eat all the grapes,
How should we do for sack'a?
"If fryers had no bald pates,
Nor nuns had no dark cloysters;
If all the seas were beans and pease,
How should we do for oysters?
"If there had been no projects,
Nor none that did great wrongs;
If fiddlers shall turne players all,