A duck or goose is vood vor men;
And where good company I spy,
O thether gwoes my dog and I.
My mother told I when I wur young,
If I did vollow the strong beer pwoot,
That drenk would pruv my auverdrow,
And meaak me vear the thread bare cwoart.
My dog has gotten sich a troick,
To visit moids when thoiy be zick;
When thoiy be zick and loik to die,