We sow and press to carry on the cheat:

To bite Change Alley is not fraud, but wit."

Queen. For erecting Hospitals for taking in and
maintaining Illegitimate Children.

"Love on, ye jolly rakes and buxom dames,

A child is safer than venereal flames;

Indulge your senses with the sweet offence,

We'll keep your bastards at a small expence."

King. An inoffensive Way of emptying Houses of Office.

"Our fragrant bubble, would the world believe it,

Is to make human dung smell sweet as civet;