Pay respect to her sex, you know women are silly:

"Quite at your service, I am," say to her as you pat her,

"How d'ye do, Misses Molly, and what is the matter?

Arah, my honey! stay, 'tis, wait a bit, d'ye see;—

O Mary, my dary, come spake to me:

A-going away is't you are, well you no more I'll lick,

O Mary, my dary, come pack to your Patrick."

Behave, I advise you, and so shall you see,

Your Molly and you may for ever agree.

E. N.