Or the longitude of Kamschatka Bay,

Or the I-forget-what's-its-name Lake,

So I think it's about my turn, I do,

To ask a question or so of you.

The schoolmaster grim, he opened his eyes,

But said not a word for sheer surprise.

Can you tell what "phen-dubs" means? I can.

Can you say all off by heart

The "onery twoery ickery ann,"

Or tell "alleys" and "commons" apart?