Doggie's Woes.
I'm a doggie who has many troubles to tell,
For my master and mistress don't treat me quite well.
The worst of my woes I really must say
Is a horrid old muzzle I wear every day.
It's put on so tight and is so very strong,
Why if I tear and bite it the whole day long,
It would not come off, oh dear me no,
My spirits are sinking each day more low.
Then again there are those stupid fluffy things,