If it wasn’t for the rat I would be an outcast.
I think I have a pretty nose when it isn’t scratched.
The oven was about the hottest place I was ever in.
I am blamed for a great many things the girl breaks.
In all my experience I never yet saw a cat hit with a bootjack.
Every cat that gets on our back fence doesn’t come to see me.
When people go to sit down they never see I am asleep in the chair.
When I can’t get the ribbon off my neck I try to drag it in the dirt.
If I hadn’t talons the small boy would find no fun in pulling my tail.
The sailor is the only one who would sooner have a rat than a cat around.