Where chickens are cheap and very nice.

“And I wonder much if such things can be;

Egad! how I’d laugh to see that sport;

But they ‘break us up’ when they catch us here—

What do they do when the bag is caught?

“I have half a mind to speak to my wife

And take the cubs to these promised lands:

As I go back home, I’ll call at the bank

And see how much to my credit stands.

“But, hark! I’ll be hanged if it ain’t that horn—