| My good man is a clever man, which no one will gainsay; |
| He lies awake to plot and plan 'gainst lions in the way, |
| While I, without a thought of ill, sleep sound enough for three, |
| For I never trouble trouble till trouble troubles me. |
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| A holiday we never fix but he is sure 'twill rain; |
| And when the sky is clear at six he knows it won't remain. |
| He is always prophesying ill to which I won't agree, |
| For I never trouble trouble till trouble troubles me. |
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| The wheat will never show a top—but soon how green the field! |
| We will not harvest half a crop—yet have a famous yield! |
| It will not sell, it never will! but I will wait and see, |
| For I never trouble trouble till trouble troubles me. |
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| We have a good share of worldly gear, and fortune seems secure, |
| Yet my good man is full of fear—misfortune's coming sure! |
| He points me out the almshouse hill, but cannot make me see, |
| For I never trouble trouble till trouble troubles me. |
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| He has a sort of second sights and when the fit is strong, |
| He sees beyond the good and right the evil and the wrong. |
| Heaven's cop of joy he'll surely spill unless I with him be, |
| For I never trouble trouble till trouble troubles me. |
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| Fannie Windsor. |
| There's a funny tale 'of a stingy man, |
| Who was none too good but might have been worse, |
| Who went to his church, on a Sunday night |
| And carried along his well-filled purse. |
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| When the sexton came with the begging plate, |
| The church was but dim with the candle's light; |
| The stingy man fumbled all thro' his purse, |
| And chose a coin by touch and not by sight. |
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| It's an odd thing now that guineas should be |
| So like unto pennies in shape and size. |
| "I'll gie a penny," the stingy man said: |
| "The poor must not gifts of pennies despise." |
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| The penny fell down with a clatter and ring! |
| And back in his seat leaned the stingy man. |
| "The world is full of the poor," he thought, |
| "I can't help them all—I give what I can." |
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| Ha! ha! how the sexton smiled, to be sure, |
| To see the gold guinea fall in the plate; |
| Ha! ha! how the stingy man's heart was wrung, |
| Perceiving his blunder—but just too late! |
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| "No matter," he said; "in the Lord's account |
| That guinea of gold is set down to me— |
| They lend to him who give to the poor; |
| It will not so bad an investment be." |
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| "Na, na, mon," the chuckling sexton cried out, |
| "The Lord is na cheated—he kens thee well; |
| He knew it was only by accident |
| That out o' thy fingers the guinea fell! |
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| "He keeps an account, na doubt, for the puir; |
| But in that account He'll set down to thee |
| Na mair o' that golden guinea, my mon, |
| Than the one bare penny ye mean to gie!" |
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| There's comfort, too, in the little tale— |
| A serious side as well as a joke— |
| A comfort for all the generous poor |
| In the comical words the sexton spoke; |
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| A comfort to think that the good Lord knows |
| How generous we really desire to be, |
| And will give us credit in his account, |
| For all the pennies we long "to gie." |