Where the Old Maids Come in.
"Do you know, sir," inquired an American tourist of his companion, while doing England, "can you inform me the reason for the fresh, healthful appearance of the English people? Their complexion is far superior to ours, or our countrymen over the herring pond."
"Well, I know what Prof. Huxley says."
"And what reason does he advance?"
"Well, Huxley says it is owing to the old maids."
"Owing to old maids! You surprise me."
"Fact. Huxley figures it out this way. Now, you know the English are very fond of roast beef."
"But what has that to do with old maids?"
"Go slow. This genuine English beef is the best and most nutritious beef in the world, and it imparts a beautiful complexion."