THE GREAT ILLUSION
Kaiser. "MY POOR BIRD, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOUR TAIL-FEATHERS?"
German Eagle. "CAN YOU BEAR THE TRUTH, SIRE?"
Kaiser. "IF IT'S NOT FOR PUBLICATION."
German Eagle. "IT'S LIKE THIS, THEN. YOU TOLD ME THE BRITISH LION WAS CONTEMPTIBLE. WELL—HE WASN'T!"
September 23, 1914.