THE COMPLAINT OF THE COCKNEY CLERK.

"I know of no cure but for the Englishman (1) to do his best to compete in the particulars where the German now excels; (2) to try to show that, taken all round, he is worth more than the German."

Mr. Gladstone on English Clerks and German Competition.

All very fine, O orator illustrious!

But I as soon would be a Mole, or Merman,

As a short-grubbing, horribly industrious,

Linguistic German.

A Clerk's a Clerk, that is a cove who scribbles

All day, and then goes in for cue, and "jigger,"

And not a mere machine who feeds by nibbles,

Slaves like a nigger.