Years ago, I swear, we once met somewhere;

We danced—you take care to forget that ball—

And my arm embraced that wasp's whalebone waist,

So cruelly laced, so absurdly small!

But then I declare you had nut-brown hair,

The colour's still there just down at the roots;

You are "fancy free," full of girlish glee,

But you're forty-three I would bet my boots.

Your beauty is rare, but I am aware

That face you prepare, that vile waist you buy,