Oh, Mr. Caine, for this relief much thanks.

As most benignant benefactor ranks

The man who saves our own sweet countryside—

At once our chiefest glory and our pride—

From all the many nauseating ills

Which come out of advertisements of pills!

Pills there must be, but when we chance to pass

Through meadows and would rest our eyes on grass,

Or pleasantly meander by the river,

We would forget we've even got a liver.