Say, have you passed that Irish Bill

You schemed—how long was it ago?"

The Chancellor subdued a curse,

Which scarce would serve for a reply,

But dallied with his well-filled purse,

And smiling, put the question by.

[*] In a pessimistic editorial article, opening the new volume of the Investor's Review.


A TALL ORDER.

["The Emperor William is to have the Grand Order of the Imperial Chrysanthemum (the Japanese Garter) to add to his collection, 'in recognition of the services rendered by German officers to Japanese officers in instructing them in military and naval science.'"—Daily Chronicle.]