"I wished my brain had three more ounces,
For them I bartered happiness;
My heart the new regime denounces,
I wish it had three ounces less!"
She woke. A subtle sense pervaded
Her mind of being someone great;
But very speedily it faded,
Her brain regained its normal state.
She said: "I'd beat them all at college
If I could have those ounces back;