"I wished my brain had three more ounces,

For them I bartered happiness;

My heart the new regime denounces,

I wish it had three ounces less!"

She woke. A subtle sense pervaded

Her mind of being someone great;

But very speedily it faded,

Her brain regained its normal state.

She said: "I'd beat them all at college

If I could have those ounces back;