I love to hear Progressives say,

"Hush! The New Vestryman!"

Chorus.

Slush! Slush!! Slush!!!

Where is the Vestryman?

Are broom and shovel ready?

What is his brand new plan?

Oh, Slush! Slush! Slush!—

The footways never ran

With a worse slithery slippery slop,