To the Plunger Peer who shames his ancient race—to win a Race.

Ah! I think I "gave them beans." I'm uncertain what that means,

But the Lord Chief Justice whispered I was doing so—to "Jim"—

And the phrase I overhead, and although it sounds absurd,

I felt it meant a compliment to me, compelled from him.

So I said "Sport may intrigue and set up a rival League

To our holy Anti-Gambling One; but Sport is a Foul Sink

We have pledged ourselves to purge with a besom and a scourge——"

But here that Punchian eye indulged in a prodigious wink,

Such a spasm of sheer fun, that I felt the case was done;