"Why, any Fool could see that. The Shortest Dey and the Longest Knight, of course!"
NEW YEAR NOTIONS.
(By an Old Buffer.)
"There is nothing new under the sun," someone says;
I wish that there wasn't, by Jingo!
It seems to me everything's New in these days,
And nothing is genuine old stingo.
A New Poet turns up about once a week
(According to log-rolling rumour);