Are obsolete, and gone for ever!

They tell us, in their stead, to praise

The jokes on seasonable ills,

The epigrams on quarter-days,

The jeux d'esprit on mud and bills;

But as for honest glee and cheer,

Since every cause for joy's demolished,

Why, Christmas, too, it's amply clear,

Should be left out—in fact, "abolished."

Well, let them talk; to please themselves