Up-to-date Version for mature Virgins and prematurely grizzled Working Men.—They whom the gods don't love, dye young!
THE PROBLEM PLAY.
New Woman (with the hat). "No! My Principle is simply this—If there's a demand for these Plays, it must be supplied!"
Woman not New (with the bonnet). "Precisely! Just as with the Bull-fights in Spain!"
[Scores.