For it's always been my practice, Sir—a bit of Punch's lore—

Since the day that I was volumed, until now I'm fifty-four

Aye, fifty-three New Years I've welcomed. This

I pray to Heaven in its arms may bear

A whole New Yearful of a nation's bliss—

A world without a tear, without a care.

'Tis thus that I have prayed, young Sir, full many years before;

But to know how oft I've prayed in vain, would make your young heart sore.

The Year that's dead was better, sure, than some;

But even he brought with him strikes and war,