And you, young shaver, what is it you bring?

Razor and soap, like shavers young and old—

The soap to soothe, razor to cut and sting?—

Will wedding-bell be heard, and death-knell toll'd?

You see, my lad, we're anxious as to what you have in store,

For there's still some things to put to rights bequeathed by Ninety-Four.

In Parliament, no doubt, you'll make your game—

In Camp, and Court, and County Council, too?

Make sport of love—make foul an honoured name—

And all the little fun you're wont to do?