For Farnaby Fullerton Rigby.

They had all that pedestrians fairly can ask:

Smooth roads, sunny weather and beer in a cask,

And a friend who could teach them to stick to their task,

Viz.: Farnaby Fullerton Rigby.

Yet I somehow suppose that they hadn't the knack,

For in spite of it all they have never come back,

And I own that the future looks dismally black

For Farnaby Fullerton Rigby.

Now the walkers who seem to be stuck on the hill,