"Yon tale aboot ma Coronet

Is comin' off, but not juist yet;

Aw'm haudin' oot for somethin' smarter,

For choice the Thistle or the Garter;

Whichever ribbon is the broader

A'll tak wi' joy," says Harry Lauder.


Voice from Above (to individuals entering house with burglarious intent). "I say, you'd better come again after a while; we aren't all in bed yet."