Although an utterly unathletic man I am paying court to a lady who dotes upon male proficiency in games. How would you advise me to forward my cause?—M. L. G. (Harrow).
We should advise you to put yourself into knickerbockers and a golfing attitude and be photographed. Judging by their present contents, there is not a paper in the country that would not be glad to print the picture, and then you could show it to the lady and win.
A WELCOME FLAW.
"You look worried," said Diana, "very worried, dear."
I smiled sadly. "It can't be helped," I said.
"Did you like my cake?"
"Very much; it wasn't that. I am a little worried, Diana."
"What a pity. Will you have some more, dear?"
"No, thank you."