Rang out the music of the earliest bark,
While envious Nature sighed, "O parlous miss!
I was a silly not to think of this."
Maid at Country Hotel. "Please, sir, will you use the hot water soon as there's an 'ole on the can?"
A SILVER JUBILEE.
"Another!" said George, flinging down the card. "I have had just about ENOUGH OF IT!" He spoke vehemently, with an intonation that I have tried to convey by the employment of capitals. It was obvious that he was deeply moved.