Old Gentleman. "My dear lady, I already give away one-tenth of my income."

Lady Canvasser. "Oh, just this year, couldn't you make it an eleventh?"


Another Impending Apology.

"Meanwhile Dick Smith is matched with Carpentier, and will receive £200 as the loser's end of a £1,200 purse offered by the Liverpool Stadium."—Daily Mail.

If it is as certain as this we shall put our money on Carpentier.


"Fallen by the Way.

Making a Deep Impression."

Advt. in "Era."