While the cows stood flapping their tails about.

And Peggy as waitress played her part,

And John fell into the gooseberry tart.

I can't explain, though I wish I could,

Why everything tasted twice as good?

As it does at home in the cheerful gloom

Of the old familiar dining-room.

Every picnicky thing was there,

Including the girls and the son and heir,

A red-cheeked frivolous knife-and-fork's crew,