A BARGAIN IN FASHIONS.
Whatever may chance in the coming season
Regarding the fashions in women's wear,
I should like to remark that I see no reason
For treating the thing like a German scare;
Rather let us, the oppressed, restricted,
Assert ourselves as the women do;
It's their turn, dash it! to feel afflicted
By seeing us flaunting a craze or two.
It's more than time their monopoly ceases;