find they are heavy, I fear.

But you know what a bother it's been. Some

chaps are such obstinate souls!—

But I was quite sure that you wouldn't mind

stooping to—taking up coals!


Why does Lobengula, when finding fault with his regiments, appear a great commander? Because then he is an Impi rater.


QUEER CARDS.

(By a Rural Innkeeper, who has been "had.")