"THE RESOURCES OF CIVILISATION."

Mr. Lloyd George. "STICK TO IT, BONAR. POOR OLD SISYPHUS NEVER HAD AN IMPLEMENT LIKE THIS."


HIGH LIFE ON THE UNDERGROUND.

Lady (to tiresome individual). "I've already told you—Hammersmith is the next but one. The next is Baron's Court. That's my station, not yours."

The Individual. "Ahem! The Baroness, I presoom?"