At the Air Conference last week Lieut.-Colonel Moore-Brabazon, M. P., said the Government should appoint experts to control the weather. It looks as if The Daily Mail was not going to have things all its own way.
"The object of Poland," says M. Dombski, "is peace, hard work and production." These were at one time the object of England, and she still hopes to get peace.
Mr. Pussyfoot Johnson has told a Glasgow audience that he is no kill-joy, but smokes cigars. It is also said that he has been seen going the pace playing dominoes.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." We can only add that the price of apples is enough to keep anybody away.
"What is a Penny Roll?" asks a headline. The answer is "Three half-pence."