ALADDIN AND THE MINER'S LAMP.
The Genie. "I AM THE SLAVE OF THE LAMP. I THINK YOU SUMMONED ME."
Mr. Smillie. "YES, I KNOW. BUT I DIDN'T REALISE YOU'D BE SO UGLY."
"Yes, a nice little bus. But I say, old top, the footboards are deucedly low. If you ran over anyone you might be capsized—what?"