The larkish high-kick, the tempestuous twirl,

That risky Republican dances embellish?

And she—a political "Wallflower," poor girl!—

Can she truly like the strange partner that fate

Apportions her, lumpish, unlovely, and late?

Like 'Arry and 'Arriet out for a frolic,

They've interchanged head-gear, by curious hap!

Of what is this strange substitution symbolic?

The Autocrat crown and the Phrygian cap

They've "swopped," but they both most uneasily sit,