Quoth Leo, "Good friend Porcupine, you may be quite prophetic,

And I a bit 'too previous.' Your picture's most pathetic;

But I've seen your pachydermatous Poor Innocent when furious,

And for a gentle graminivorous creature, it is curious

How he'll run amuck like a Malay, and crunch canoes and foes up,

With those same tusks, which might have made a Mammoth turn his toes up.

So if you please, friend Porcupine, your quills I shall not trust again

To meet those spears, which hate would wash—in blood, 'ere they should rust again.

Mere quills won't quell an Impi, or make Behemoth good-neighbourly.

Leo must guard this spot, where British enterprise and labour lie,