RECKLESS.
Moderate Swell. "Going to take a Cab?"
Immoderate Swell. "Er—no."
M. S. "No Umbrella, I see."
Imm. S. "Er—no, dear Boy. See—if you—er—carry 'brella—Looks as if you'd only One Suit a Clothes!"
MY TENANT.
(By a Landlord.)
Who haggled long about the price;
Who says my house is far from nice;