I am not the keeper of Limbo, although it is found in my sphere.

Everything that's absurd and unnatural claims a clear right to come here.

"See, the latest Art-Hobbies are ambling about with their 'eads in the air,

And their riders are tilting like true toothpick paladins. SMUDGE over there

Makes a bee-line for SCRATCH in this corner, whilst MUCK and the Mawkish at odds,

Clash wildly, and Naturalism pink Sentiment painfully prods."

Then I twigged Penny WHISTLER's white plume, and the haddypose HOSCAR upreared,

His big hairy horryflame, CHARLIE, whilst Phillistines looked on and jeered.

I see Nature, as Narstiness, ramping at wot Nambypamby dubbed Nice,

And Twoddle parading as Virtue, and Silliness playing at Vice.